I have a bridge to sell you in Mahattan ... should I call you Patsy or Mark?
At any rate I will gladly take your money if you want to waste it.... I’m a pure capitalist.
I wouldn't enter into a contract with you because you are not a person of your word as you have proven in your posts. At the fist inkling of you getting a bad deal you would break the contract because it was bad for you. You wish to take no responsibility for your actions and poor decisions.
I bought a house I wanted to live in and raise a family in, not as an investment to turn over and make a profit on. Some but not all people have tried that and they got caught with the pants down when the market tanked and now want to just walk away...very sick indeed. Some but not all bankers/mortgage brokers used unethical marketing, immoral lending practices and the like to sucker people into loans they couldn't pay...even more sickness.