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I wouldn't feel like cooperating either.

Or walking for that matter.

1 posted on 03/08/2010 11:14:05 AM PST by Mikey_1962
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Man, I hate it when that happens.


24 posted on 03/08/2010 11:23:12 AM PST by Dewey Revoltnow (Worst. Community. Organizer. Ever!)
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Hopefully, he shot the right testicle.


26 posted on 03/08/2010 11:24:32 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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10:1 he had it in his waistband and was practicing his “draw” in front of the mirror.


29 posted on 03/08/2010 11:25:45 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Freepmail me to get on the Bourbon ping list.)
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Right in the Kaneegies
-— Goldmember


30 posted on 03/08/2010 11:26:53 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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He shot himself THERE??? And "walked" in to the care center??????????????????????

We have a US Marine recruit in our midst!!

34 posted on 03/08/2010 11:28:56 AM PST by Logic n' Reason ("Minds are like parachutes; they only function well when they are open.")
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This would be my guess as to how this incident happened:

Next time, buy a holster, lad.

35 posted on 03/08/2010 11:29:40 AM PST by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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http://www.archive.org/details/AlessandroMoreschi

The ethereal voice of Alessandro Moreschi, the last classically trained castrato, singing Ave Maria.


36 posted on 03/08/2010 11:29:42 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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That took some cojones.

Literally.

37 posted on 03/08/2010 11:29:45 AM PST by TonyInOhio ( Let our hearts be stout)
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Instant soprano.


39 posted on 03/08/2010 11:31:27 AM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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Teen shoots his own testicles

That's nuts

40 posted on 03/08/2010 11:32:08 AM PST by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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He will never have the balls to do that again!


41 posted on 03/08/2010 11:32:14 AM PST by earlJam
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Hate when that happens...


44 posted on 03/08/2010 11:34:32 AM PST by RightOnline
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When this happened I wonder if he said: “Oh Balls!”


45 posted on 03/08/2010 11:34:33 AM PST by Married with Children
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Be careful Ralphie!! You'll shoot your balls off!!!


46 posted on 03/08/2010 11:34:40 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (Democrats and Pelosi. The party of thieves, liars and tax cheats)
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This kid is smarter and braver than many of his age. If I had done that at 17 I would have had far fewer problems in life not having to worry about women and lacking testosterone. And to shoot oneself in the nuts...I do not know many that brave or stoopid.
50 posted on 03/08/2010 11:37:37 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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Teen shoots his own testicles

Darwin's survival of the spieces in action. The guy simply has no desire to propagate, and is merely taking early action to make sure he never gets any progeny

52 posted on 03/08/2010 11:39:42 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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Idiot, hopefully the damage will prevent successful breeding.


57 posted on 03/08/2010 11:44:40 AM PST by east1234 (It's the borders stupid! My new environmentalist inspired tagline: cut, kill, dig and drill)
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Accidental or on purpose?


61 posted on 03/08/2010 12:00:59 PM PST by abigailsmybaby
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Sounds like a case for a set of nudicles.


65 posted on 03/08/2010 12:19:50 PM PST by goseminoles
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He didn’t kill himself, but he apparently has taken his genes out of the gene pool...can he get an “honorary” Darwin Award?


68 posted on 03/08/2010 12:31:00 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Before anyone complains about the term jerkwater, please open a dictionary.)
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