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1 posted on 03/08/2010 11:42:25 AM PST by TaraP
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To: TaraP

I am tired of people complaining about the price of dairy...


2 posted on 03/08/2010 11:43:25 AM PST by GeronL (I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
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To: TaraP

Jeepers!


5 posted on 03/08/2010 11:45:11 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: TaraP

You can have my breasts when you pull them from my cold dead fingers!


6 posted on 03/08/2010 11:45:17 AM PST by earlJam
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To: humblegunner; Eaker

Ping


8 posted on 03/08/2010 11:46:06 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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Breasts don’t kill people; people kill people.


9 posted on 03/08/2010 11:46:19 AM PST by Vasilli22
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To: TaraP
Maybe she thought the female officer looked malnourished
14 posted on 03/08/2010 11:48:19 AM PST by east1234 (It's the borders stupid! My new environmentalist inspired tagline: cut, kill, dig and drill)
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Milk the story for all it’s worth.


17 posted on 03/08/2010 11:50:01 AM PST by DUH (Roll your eyes at a liberal. They hate it worse than an argument.)
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Yup, guilty


19 posted on 03/08/2010 11:51:07 AM PST by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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There are people who will PAY to have this done to them!


22 posted on 03/08/2010 11:51:56 AM PST by howlinhound (ARE PLAN AS PRO)
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To: TaraP

When breasts attack.


23 posted on 03/08/2010 11:52:01 AM PST by montyspython ("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
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Well let’s put it this way any diease the woman carries is carried in her breast milk. It is just like spitting in someone face.


27 posted on 03/08/2010 11:58:25 AM PST by chris_bdba
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Offensive (rather than defensive) Lactation Ping


28 posted on 03/08/2010 11:58:32 AM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: TaraP

Not very titillating....


30 posted on 03/08/2010 12:06:48 PM PST by Dallas
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If she was intoxicated, would it taste like a White Russian?


31 posted on 03/08/2010 12:07:41 PM PST by VRWCmember
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I wonder what the deputy’s report would look on the description portion?


33 posted on 03/08/2010 12:09:14 PM PST by greatdefender (If You Want Peace.....Prepare For War)
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To: TaraP

She was desperate; down to her last cup of milk.


35 posted on 03/08/2010 12:10:01 PM PST by Nonstatist
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Charged on 3 counts:
Assault with a pump-action weapon
Assault with a concealed weapon
Assault with a Green weapon
Assault with intent to spill
[This felony began on a sour note from the arresting officer:
“Don`t fire `til you see the whites of their milk!”]


38 posted on 03/08/2010 12:11:10 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (God bless)
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Kentucky Woman
She gets to squirt you
She gets to assault you
Kentucky Woman

(Profuse Apologies to Neil Diamond)


39 posted on 03/08/2010 12:15:20 PM PST by rfp1234
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Milk! It does a copper good!


41 posted on 03/08/2010 12:16:59 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Freepmail me to get on the Bourbon ping list.)
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If he tased her, would she be full of pudding?


46 posted on 03/08/2010 12:24:12 PM PST by listenhillary (the only reason government wants to be our provider is so it may become our master)
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