Hey this is fun. Give us some more, will ya Skippy?
Me:Are there two people with the same name?
You: No.
Me: Good. That’s quite a relief.
Me: This is the lamest crap I’ve heard in a long time
You: I accept your judgment, since you’re the expert in lame crap.
Me: Hahahaha....guilty conscience, there Champ? You’re so freakin stupid you didn’t realize this was NOT directed at you in the original post, but at your butt buddy. I can understand your confusion though, I imagine you get that a lot. But you are correct, I am an expert on spotting lame azz nitwits and you are one lame, crap spewing moron.
Me: Go join the DUmmies.
You: “jessduntno, Since Jul 7, 2006”. You go join the DUmmies, n00b.
Me: Once again, you’re so freakin stupid you didn’t realize this was NOT directed at you, but I have, in fact, been here since JUL 7, 2006. So I’ve been here nearly four years longer than needed to recognize you as as a jagov.
Me: We have 37 states lining up to kill this bill and will sweep the trash out of Congress in 2010 and the WH in 2012.
You: LOL “we”. By November, “we” (Mr. and Mrs. America) will be totally consumed by NFL and college football and will have forgotten this entire affair.
Me: I had a feeling that is what you thought of us all. Thanks for confirming it. So why do you stick around, to enlighten us? Not gonna happen, you’re too dim.
Me: Where do you limp dycks come from?
You: From visiting your mom, down at the freeway rest stop. Just like every Monday.
Me: Once again, not directed at you, but now that I see your response, it confirms what I thought about you...I thought you were the kind of POS that would dig up a dead woman for sex. Out of goats at your trailer park, Achmed?
Me: You will not be on the short list for the Winston Churchill award this year, pal.
You: I’m not your pal, and I don’t if I’m on your whatever list or not.
Me: You’re so freakin stupid you didn’t realize this was NOT directed at you, but you are right about one thing, dimwit. I am NOT your pal. Remember that.
Me: The wit was devastating. Thanks for proving my point, genius.
You: I acknowledge your compliment and return it. The fact that you recognize my genius marks you as a perceptive individual.
Me: Thanks. Coming from you that means very little. But couldn’t you have been a little more cunning? I know that you consider yourself bright, against all appearances to the contrary. Why didn’t you ramp it up to something like “I know you are but what am I?”
See you around the campus, Sparky.