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What Would You Ask the Vice President?
yahoo ^ | d Mar 29, 2010 08:55am EDT | "Tech Ticker"

Posted on 03/29/2010 7:50:00 AM PDT by Touch Not the Cat

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To: Touch Not the Cat

I would ask him if he was born with his head up his rear end or does he just keep it there out of personal preference.


21 posted on 03/29/2010 8:02:32 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Touch Not the Cat

“Are you really as dumb as you seem, or is it just an act?”


22 posted on 03/29/2010 8:07:20 AM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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Mr Biden sir, Why have you never retracted the libelous statements you have made about the driver of the truck that was involved in the accident that killed your wife? You have intimated on numerous occasions that the truck driver was drunk. This is not true and you knew it, but still libeled a good man. WHY?
23 posted on 03/29/2010 8:09:16 AM PDT by Tupelo
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I would ask him what he would have done differently if he were president instead of Obama. That would be a fun question. Would he cling to this sinking ship or would he criticize the boss?
24 posted on 03/29/2010 8:10:00 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: Touch Not the Cat
Senator Biden, here's my machete. Do you remember that Japanese military guy in the movie Airplane!?


25 posted on 03/29/2010 8:10:27 AM PDT by ChrisInAR (Alright, tighten your shorts, Pilgrim, & sing like the Duke!)
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What would I ask? Nothing, I'd tell him to "roll over, and play dead. Nice doggie."

Bad Doggie!
26 posted on 03/29/2010 8:13:03 AM PDT by Oceander (The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance -- Thos. Jefferson)
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“Mr. Biden, if Billy has two oranges and he puts them in a basket, and Tommy has three oranges and puts them in the same basket, how many oranges are in the basket?”

And then, “If we take the sum and divide it by 2, how many oranges does each child get? Do you think that is fair for Tommy?”


27 posted on 03/29/2010 8:16:44 AM PDT by Flying right
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To: Touch Not the Cat

Hey Joe!.....When they passed out brains where the hell were you?


28 posted on 03/29/2010 8:17:53 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Touch Not the Cat

I’d ask him if he is really as stupid as he appears on TV?


29 posted on 03/29/2010 8:22:53 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Alfred E. Neuman for President! Oh, wait a minute ...)
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Mr Vice President,

Should We the People be required to follow a Law that Neither Congress, You or the President have bothered to READ???

Mr Vice President,

Should We the People be Required to Follow and obey a LAW that Cannot be Read nor Understood without the assistance of a Licensed Government Agent (Lawyer)??


30 posted on 03/29/2010 8:29:15 AM PDT by eyeamok
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To: Touch Not the Cat

What’s with your obsession with your hair? Why not have it cut like a normal human being? Have you thought about just STFU for a change?


31 posted on 03/29/2010 8:30:12 AM PDT by unique
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To: Touch Not the Cat

Is it painful to be such an effing Doofus?


32 posted on 03/29/2010 8:41:32 AM PDT by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (The "P" in democrat stands for patriotism)
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To: Touch Not the Cat

How many letters are in the word JOBS?


33 posted on 03/29/2010 8:54:12 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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A YAHOO post!! Figures. What would be the point of asking this buffoon ANYTHING??!!


34 posted on 03/29/2010 8:54:19 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: Touch Not the Cat

Have the voices in your head ever made racial slurs to a member of the Congressional Black Caucus?


35 posted on 03/29/2010 10:40:41 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,)
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Mr. Vice President when is the last time you and your friend Chuck went WALKING through your local Home Depot?


36 posted on 03/29/2010 10:48:32 AM PDT by castlegreyskull
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Oh goody. I've got a question Mr. Vice President ...

"What's invisible and smells like carrots?"

37 posted on 03/29/2010 11:16:54 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (John has a long mustache)
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To: Col Frank Slade

Hoo-wha!


38 posted on 03/30/2010 10:14:25 AM PDT by phoenix07
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