[TornadoAlley3]

[Jagman]

Thank God!

[Puppage]

Smokey the adolescent squirrel is resting comfortably under an oxygen tent in a private room at the Animal Care Center

So, Obamacare covers animals now, too?

[ClearCase_guy]

Even without health insurance, everyone already gets medical care. Even squirrels.

[haywoodwebb]

It's a . . .
MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD, _MAD, ^MAD, MAD . . .

WORLD!!!

[earlJam]

DOCTOR: We’re discharging the squirrel. We think he’ll be better off at home.

GEORGE: He has no home. He’s a squirrel.

DOCTOR: Your home, Mister Costanza. Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day and keep his tail elevated.

[Jack Hydrazine]

I’d rather be launching squirrels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjYLRLwphcs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo&NR=1

[Above My Pay Grade]

Nothing happens in life, no matter how strange, that has not been covered by "Seinfeld". MIRANDA: Doctor, is the squirrel going to live? DOCTOR: There's been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments. GEORGE: Well, uh, are there any other options? DOCTOR: We could put him to sleep. GEORGE: What might that cost? DOCTOR: Well, it's by the pound. So ... about 80 cents. GEORGE: Well? I was just - I'm curious, that's all. We, uh. we'd like you to do everything possible. DOCTOR: He, um. he's not going to be the same, you know? GEORGE: yeah. yeah. I know. < Kramer's apartment> GEORGE: So they're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso. KRAMER: El Paso? I spent a month there one night. NEWMAN: El Paso!

[sportutegrl]

Another reason November can’t come soon enough for me.

[windcliff]

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