Not Guilty.
Posted on 04/03/2010 8:17:49 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
A 29-year-old St. Paul woman has been charged with two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon: a bottle of Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps.
According to a criminal complaint filed Friday in Ramsey County District Court, Shaunna Rae Maldacker smashed the liquor bottle over her boyfriend's head and then cut him on the arms with the broken bottle early Thursday.
Details of the incident come from the criminal complaint:
The boyfriend told police that the two were arguing at a residence in the 1200 block of West Seventh Street in St. Paul. The boyfriend said that when Maldacker tried to leave about 2 a.m., he grabbed her and told her to go upstairs and go to bed.
Maldacker responded by grabbing a bottle of Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps and hitting him twice over the head with it. The boyfriend said he thought the bottle broke on the second hit.
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I’ve always preferred Peppermint Schnapps myself, but to each his own taste in these matters.
Hot Damn over ice or over head. LOL
“Oh, Shaunna Rae, you’re so cute when you’re angry. Ouch! Ouch!”
Not Guilty.
More upstanding members of the community!
That’s alcohol abuse!
ACORN census worker?
“Hot Damn over ice or over head.”
Now that is funny.
I’d prefer to get with a bottle of Rumplemintz or Aftershock myself..
Very possibly. I see the makings of an excellent community organizer.
OMG. Now ban “the-liquor-bottle” cries will be heard for the next ten years.
Well I usually make a smart ass comment only to be upstaged on this forum by someone brighter. Thus the straight man. I Won this one. Thanks
With all the economic/Obama bad stuff, it’s so good to just sit back and laugh. I got a huge chuckle out of your witticism. Good work!
Just a guess but I would think the bottle was somewhat less than full?
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