[SmokingJoe]

I hate to think what might happen if he showed up on our doorstep with flowers, singing “Michelle”.

Easy. Just find him a one legged woman, and he'll go chasing after her and leave your wife alone. He seems to have a thing for women with prosthetic limbs .

Paul McCartney's now ex wife Heather Mills.

[rbg81]

Yeah, Heather was pretty creepy herself—and probably insane.