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He needs to switch to contacts.
1 posted on 04/10/2010 6:15:12 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

You! Choked on my coffee!


2 posted on 04/10/2010 6:15:58 AM PDT by Ladysmith ("A community organizer can't bitch when communities organize." Rush Limbaugh)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Charged with battery.

Ohm y!


3 posted on 04/10/2010 6:23:29 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: ConservativeStatement

Florida - I could have guessed it.


5 posted on 04/10/2010 6:32:16 AM PDT by raybbr (I hate B(ig) H(ead) Obama)
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To: ConservativeStatement

He’s lucky she didn’t knock his head off.


7 posted on 04/10/2010 6:37:36 AM PDT by muawiyah ("Git Out The Way")
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To: null and void

Come on. I know you’ll have something clever to say about this.


8 posted on 04/10/2010 6:40:13 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“I’ll never stray from you again, my precious sunshine.”

“That’s OK, I never use those glasses for driving anyway.”

“But I really thought you’d met my cousin Janet before tonight.”


9 posted on 04/10/2010 6:42:05 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if people follow. Otherwise, you just wandered off.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The same thing happened to me. My buddy’s wife wanted to call the babysitter while at a party at my house.

I told her it would be better if she called from upstairs where it is much more quite. I led her to the master bedroom where she made the call while I rubbed her shoulders. She seemed tense. I felt sorry for her so out of neighborly compassion I told her she should lay down for a while and began giving her a shirtless oily back rub and kind of an all over massage.

So, my crazy wife comes in and ‘automatically’ assumes that something is going on.

She started beating the crap out of me for no reason at all. I couldn’t even get my pants on from dodging the blows.

Some women are so touchy. Jeez! gimme a break.


11 posted on 04/10/2010 6:49:58 AM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he would'nt and not doing what he said he would)
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Noice how the headline hides the fact that the woman was the abuser, and makes it seem like it was the man instead?

Leftist feminism - when the hypocrisy, lies and violence stop working... use more hypocrisy, lies and violence.


12 posted on 04/10/2010 6:55:37 AM PDT by Talisker (When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Beauty is only skin deep. Crazy lasts to the end of your life.


13 posted on 04/10/2010 6:59:52 AM PDT by em2vn
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At least half of domestic battery cases are female on male, I’ve heard. They often just don’t get reported.


15 posted on 04/10/2010 7:01:21 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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They could call this a syndrome. It could be called the Tiger Woods Syndrome.


17 posted on 04/10/2010 7:11:00 AM PDT by SHOOT THE MOON bat (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing it's idiot.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yes, but did he “lean”.....


38 posted on 04/10/2010 8:48:59 AM PDT by reformed_dem (And DON'T call me Shirley)
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