[ChrisInAR]

He wouldn’t be allergic to a firing squad, would he?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Well, then just stick one behind his ear.....

[camerongood210]

800 page medical records? Is that normal?

[mlocher]

I am allergic to taxes. Do I get special dispensation?

[jessduntno]

He shoulda thought about this before shirking his commitment to suffering-free death for 16-year-old Angel Vincent...

[cblue55]

Ya think? LOL

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

Appropriate response:

"Don't worry, fool. You'll be too dead to notice."

[Tijeras_Slim]

What next? Wrong thread count on the gurney sheets?

[dfwgator]

Then hang the son of a bitch.

[JoeProBono]

[SkyDancer]

Try it first ... I wonder if the rape and murder was painless for his victim ....

[thethirddegree]

claiming a possible allergy to the anaesthetic used by the state to dispatch its condemned prisoners.

Well, don't use an anaesthetic.

[Joann37]

Well the minute after he’s injected, they ought to drag him off to an allergy doctor! Or do a post-mortem on him and verify whether he did in fact have an allergy.

Problem solved!

[jazminerose]

That is the funniest thing I heard all day.

I don’t think we need to fret too much about a possible anaphylactic shock reaction.

We’re ALL allergic to lethal injections.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

My give-a-damn seems to seriously busted here.

[KarlInOhio]

Ohio last year became the first state to switch to the one-hit lethal anaesthesia method.

Ohio's alternative one-hit execution method: the pile driver

The witnesses will have to be covered in a Gallagher-style tarp because there will be splatter over the first few rows.

[gimme1ibertee]

Just inject him w/an antihistamine ahead of time and he can die comfortably. :P

[ETL]

The injection will forever cure him of his allergy! Why is he against it?

[valkyry1]

Allergic reaction, that’s a good one. Gotta give him a few points for style on that one.

Of course he is going to have an allergic reaction to the cocktail, a fatal one.

[GeronL]

lol