[Theo]

I heard that soft toilet paper was made from old growth trees, and that’s why environazis were against it. But now I hear that soft toilet paper is made from office paper. What’s true?

[Revolting cat!]

What’s true?

Stick your behind to a mirror (sorry, but it must be done.) If you see a faint outline of this text: "Employees are our company's most important asset", then it is true, your toilet tissue was made out of office paper.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I heard that soft toilet paper was made from old growth trees,

You probably already know this but no old growth trees are harvested to make paper products.

Paper is made from the scraps that are unsuitable for lumber and pulp wood which is grown and harvested especially for making paper.