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Posted on 05/07/2010 5:44:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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41 posted on 05/07/2010 7:05:33 AM PDT by Sax
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To: stylecouncilor

Thanks for the ping.


42 posted on 05/07/2010 7:11:45 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Lucky9teen
Fun one to pass the time - they have a bunch more too!
Improv Everywhere - Food Court Musical
43 posted on 05/07/2010 7:25:32 AM PDT by nite97m
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To: Sax

LOL!


44 posted on 05/07/2010 7:26:31 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

45 posted on 05/07/2010 7:30:08 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Mother's Day!

46 posted on 05/07/2010 7:35:56 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: wyokostur

As the mother of 5 boys I laugh so hard I cry every time I see this clip.


47 posted on 05/07/2010 7:38:04 AM PDT by momto6
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To: Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Things Mom Would Never Say - 1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

WTF, my parents used to always complain about me sitting too close to the television set and then then pressured me to get a job in the rising field of computers where I've spent the better part of 20 years sitting with my face less than 24" from a tv screen.

48 posted on 05/07/2010 7:47:12 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: martin_fierro; JoeProBono

Happy Muthers' Day!

49 posted on 05/07/2010 7:48:55 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Bat be late today.....!


50 posted on 05/07/2010 7:50:28 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: ShadowAce
Had me going, I though it was gonna be this one...


51 posted on 05/07/2010 7:57:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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52 posted on 05/07/2010 7:57:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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53 posted on 05/07/2010 8:05:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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Most Tasteless Joke of the Week:

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.”

Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep.”

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished
And swished, and he didn’t touch me!”

Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?”


54 posted on 05/07/2010 8:06:13 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: Lucky9teen

“If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?” - Steven Wright


55 posted on 05/07/2010 8:06:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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56 posted on 05/07/2010 8:09:44 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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"My mother-in-law... All thosee years I wouldn't kiss her face, hell, I ended up kissin' her a**!"

57 posted on 05/07/2010 8:10:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Kansas City Crime Scene:Comedian sued over mother-in-law jokes (Wednesday, May 05, 2010)

In a 21-page ruling issued Friday, U.S. District Judge Mary L. Cooper of New Jersey concluded that the examples they cited — including one in which Croonquist says her sister-in-law's voice sounds like a cat in heat — fell under the category of protected speech

58 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:14 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woo Hooo, I need it this week.


59 posted on 05/07/2010 8:13:19 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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60 posted on 05/07/2010 8:15:26 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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