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[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

I wonder who played who!

[Ingtar]

That came up in a speech at my daughter’s graduation banquet last night. How odd!

[a fool in paradise]

[a fool in paradise]

I wasn't there! I swear!

...be seeing you.

[Ingtar]

Billy has been known to spout the wisdom of the ages.

[a fool in paradise]

Where do middle-aged women
get all those spice racks?
Where do middle-aged women
get all them knick knacks?
They got baskets on the wall
don’t do nothing at all
- Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper (”I’m Gonna Dig Up Howlin’ Wolf”)

[Lucky9teen]

Thank you

[Lucky9teen]

It’d be funny if it were so damn close to being true....

[Lucky9teen]

LOL

Good to see you. How have ya been?

[Lucky9teen]

[Touch Not the Cat]

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[Lucky9teen]

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Woooh! It's almost summer and getting warmer!

Friday's here, have some fun this weekend.

And let's see if we can hit 100 posts by noon!

[dragonblustar]

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Happy Mother's Day!

[Pan_Yan]

There's a couple of people around here we could ping to that joke and get this thread back over 300+ replies.

[Lady Jag]

Mother of a Small Boy says:

The following article was written anonymously by a mother who lives in Austin, Texas, USA. It is about things that she has learned from being the mother of small boys.

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound [3 stone] boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 foot room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens

20. The fire department in Austin, Texas has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

25. Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without permission.

[fredhead]

Bill Cosby.......

“Worst beating I ever got. My mother said ‘I am just sick...’ and I said ‘and tired!!’ I don’t remember anything else that happened that day.”