Erma Bombeck quotes...
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, “A house guest,” you’re wrong because I have just described my kids.
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.