[Apparatchik]

For me, it's that Sarah Jessica Parker. She looks like a foot.



Every time I see her, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

[DallasBiff]

That’s an insult to the foot.

[WakeUpAndVote]

[netmilsmom]

Here, this will make you laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqy5XwcBNpc

How sweet and coquettish she is!
Pity of it is, that’s James Marsden singing. He is much prettier than she is. They are trying to market this to women by showing SJP trying to be a 20-year-old ballerina. If they had just let the man sing, even I would have bought a bottle.

[Fred Hayek]

She’s as beautiful as a foot
She’s as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say, the other day

Didn’t believe it when he bit into her face
Didn’t believe it when he bit into her face
It tasted just like a fallen arch

She’s as beautiful as a foot
She’s as beautiful as a foot
She heard someone say, the other day

Don’t put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Don’t put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
Her face changing now, a guernsey cow

She’s as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She’s as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She’s as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
She’s as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot

She heard someone say (She heard someone say), the other (day)

She’s as Beautiful as a Foot - Blue Oyster Cult

[JimRed]

Sarah is definitely not aging real well (in that unretouched photo).

[Dr.Deth]

Hey Sarah... why the long face?