Well I'd certainly think Poland would have the inside track to the Gold Medal in that event.
Pole dancing should be an Olympic sport as it already has quite a professional and international following. Considering some of the sports they try to pass off as competitive, this would be my firat pick. The day I turned off the Olympics, there was a dainty fellow dancing around with what appeared to be a streamer of toilet paper. Hand me the remote.....
Well I'd certainly think Poland would have the inside track to the Gold Medal in that event.