” Well when y’all get your rocks in a pile and figure out which brand of “Christianity” you’re selling you let me know. “
The Word of God. Maybe you heard of that, maybe not. No selling though, a free gift, if you want it.
Oh I've heard of it, about a dozen different varieties. Is that the Word of God that says I'm going to Hell if I make love to my wife without wanting a baby?
Or is marital sex just for the sheer pleasure of it not a sin? Which one is it? You can't all be right. Right?
Or is it the Word of God that says I'm going to Hell because I enjoy a good Scotch or Bourbon?
Is it the Word of God that says I can't dance if I want to?
Or is it the Word of God that says dancing is OK?
Like I said, when y'all get that silly 'doctrine' thing figured out you let me know. Maybe then I'll darken the door of one of them churches everybody's talking about.
Until then I'll do what Jesus told me to do. "Go into a closet and pray." You remember that part of the Bible. Don't you?