Well said, excellent post!
Thanks, glad you liked it.
I wondered if the Blankenship at the Wolf Huggers R Us bunch was related to teh veterinarian who signed off on the capture report of a juvenile “Endangered Florida Panther”?
That report noted such details as the animal was not lactating.
Given that the “female” had its tail arguably attached with the two ‘nuts’ prominently fastened just below the tail, one wonders about anyone with that name.
Falsification of a public document comes easily to bureau-scientists. The Project Leader, one Deborah Jansen (A.K.A “Lil’ Debbie”, the intellectual Twinkie) said the reason for the error was “we were in a great hurry to reunite the family”.
Lil Debbie was lyin’. The capture reports state that the juveniles were given their wake-up injection 15 minutes before the mother cougar got hers. Such injection timing is standard procedure for a reason.
Seems that if Momma Dearest wakes up first, she may eat a juvenile. After all, she is a bit woozy - and the juvenile IS made of meat and defenseless.
PS Falsification of a Federal Document is a felony, but where is a Prosecutor or Prosecutrix when you need one?
PPS Lil’ Debbie was best described by a friend’s 11 year old, a blond tired of blond jokes. She read the capture reports and the falsified Annual report and said: “It’s because of people like her that I have to listen to blond jokes.”