[Colonel Kangaroo]

I highly recommend The Real Lincoln by Dr. Thomas DiLorenzo. It makes the case against Lincoln with all the honesty, intelligence and good grace that the Confederate cause is known for.

And after you're finished laughing at it, it makes a very passable chew toy for your dog.

[jessduntno]

“And after you’re finished laughing at it, it makes a very passable chew toy for your dog.”

Perhaps she will let you have a taste on your next date.