-Jerry Seinfeld Really Hates That Jerky Lady Gaga
Why? Is she a gold digger?-
..and she eats her peas one at a time.
and she “probably doesn’t want to get chocolate on (her) fingers. That’s the way these society types eat their candy bars.”
TV announcer: Thanks for watching Nine News. We leave you tonight with a scene from Lady Gaga's one woman show.< /seinfeldGaga: Ok so I go to meet Jerry Seinfeld at this horrible coffee shop right? And he's like "Hey stop doing your show." and I'm like, Hello! It's a free country. So then he goes." Okay Shmootsie" and he starts pulling at my sweater right?. He's getting , you know, Hands Across America.
Jerry: There really was shmootz on I didn't try to grab her
Gaga: ...And this is what he looks like when he's eating...
Jerry: Get Out of my House!!.