Oh, and there are only 5 halal butchershops here now. We lost one the other day.
The thing is I live where other people have to travel through just to begin their trip home.
Are you serious? I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.
What you describe isn’t the Springfield I remember, i.e., pretty cookie-cutter subdivisions run tyrannically by oppressive home-owner associations where, not THAT long ago, I used to go horseback riding forever. Familiar strip-mall commerce at every stoplight. No there, there.
I’m dense. What are you talking about? Is there a little (large?) Islamville in Springfield?