So it’s absurd to think Simms would drive impaired with his 8 month pregnant wife in the car, but it’s perfectly natural to subject her to the second hand marijuana smoke from the two dolts in the backseat.
I really hate the AP. Rather than tell us what’s in the criminal complaint, why not let us read it for ourselves and provide a link to it? I’d like to know if Mr. Simms failed a field sobriety test. If he did, he’s got some problems. If he didn’t, or it wasn’t administered, the government’s case has some holes.
Ricky Williams, Cedrick (aka C-Bong) Benson [he just got busted for spitting his blood at a bouncer while not leaving a 6th St. bar in a timely manner], Chrissy Simms... who's next?
If Chrissy would have been stopped in burnt-orange-ville, no doubt the austin mafia (ol' yellow teeth mac brown, tom hicks, joe jamail... is he even alive any more, deloss dodds) would make this little issue just all go away like the wind.
Having said that, I hope there was no merit to this allegation. Phil Simms has been a class act for years as a player and now an NFL television commentator, and I think his son has faced some very high -- and probably unrealistic -- expectations as a pro quarterback
I heard somewhere that Simms was having problems with his joints.
Major Applewhite would never be caught doing something like this...
(old rivalry joke)