[poobear]

“60 seconds alone in a room with me.”

I’ll hold the power tools for you.

[The Comedian]

I’ll hold the power tools for you.

Not required.

You can help hang the plastic sheeting, though.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[joelt]

Blow torch and ball peen hammer?