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Drunken mom-to-be armed with hammer accused in fast-food robbery attempt (WI)
lacrosse tribune ^ | 8-5-10 | ANNE JUNGEN

Posted on 08/05/2010 10:40:35 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts. "I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money," the woman reportedly told the cash-ier about 10:40 p.m. at Taco John's, 1211 Jackson St

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crack; drunk; mom; napl; obamavoter; pregnant; robbery; wi
From soft shell, to locked cell.

check the mug shot at the link. lovely gal. she's hammered with a hammer!

1 posted on 08/05/2010 10:40:37 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Not guilty.

Of bathing.

Guilty on ALL other charges.


2 posted on 08/05/2010 10:44:05 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts.

She's doping for two.

3 posted on 08/05/2010 10:44:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Apparently Bo ain’t redistributing fast enough for her...


4 posted on 08/05/2010 10:44:55 AM PDT by Camel Joe ("All animals are created equal, but some animals are more equal than others"- The Pigs)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

She tried to sell her engagement ring back to K-Mart for $150.00. LOL!

Must be a doozy of a ring.


5 posted on 08/05/2010 10:45:04 AM PDT by mplsconservative (I stand with Israel.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

And now the taxpayers can pay for her baby’s delivery.


6 posted on 08/05/2010 10:45:13 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: swain_forkbeard

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over Taco Johns
I’d hammer out drug money
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between my dealer and my landlord
All over this land


7 posted on 08/05/2010 10:46:24 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
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To: mplsconservative; JoeProBono
Must be a doozy of a ring.

It came with the tub.


8 posted on 08/05/2010 10:46:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

That poor (as yet unborn) kid. The child is almost surely going to start life faced with all manner of mental and physical difficulties from momma’s partying.

Life can be very cruel, sometimes.


11 posted on 08/05/2010 10:50:24 AM PDT by DemforBush (Serpentine, Shel! SERPENTINE!)
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To: a fool in paradise; WOBBLY BOB

12 posted on 08/05/2010 10:51:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Camel Joe
Apparently Bo ain’t redistributing fast enough for her...

He was driving the getaway car......and holding the backup weapon....a sickle.

13 posted on 08/05/2010 10:52:17 AM PDT by edpc (Those Lefties just ain't right)
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL!


14 posted on 08/05/2010 10:54:18 AM PDT by mplsconservative (I stand with Israel.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

“I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money,” the woman reportedly told the cash-ier about 10:40 p.m. at Taco John’s, 1211 Jackson St.

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She tried to sell her engagement ring back to Kmart for $150, then decided against robbing Mr. Stix tavern and the Walgreens store because both were too crowded, reports stated.

______________________

She made the right call by robbing Taco John’s. Them other two places don’t serve soft shells.


15 posted on 08/05/2010 10:54:18 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Vendome; Markos33; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows

She attempted a felony robbery, but they nailed her.


18 posted on 08/05/2010 11:04:59 AM PDT by shibumi (Pablo, wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

She’s just as smart as she is beautiful.....

Notice her roommate’s mug shot-I figured she was either “Amish” or in this case “Amish-in-law”-lie down with dogs-wake up with fleas.


19 posted on 08/05/2010 11:05:42 AM PDT by nasube (Bazinga!)
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To: Mich Patriot

Cameron Diaz sure let herself go!


21 posted on 08/05/2010 11:07:47 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Pregnant, drunk and armed with a hammer is no way to go through life...


22 posted on 08/05/2010 11:08:45 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: edpc

VERY nicely done!


24 posted on 08/05/2010 11:10:01 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I wonder how drunk the loser, who impregnated this skank, had to have been, to perform “the act”. That’s the real question.


25 posted on 08/05/2010 11:12:46 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I read this as “Drunken mom, to be armed with a hammer...”


26 posted on 08/05/2010 11:12:53 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Mich Patriot

Why am I not surprised?


28 posted on 08/05/2010 11:15:06 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: WayneS

29 posted on 08/05/2010 11:16:44 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
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To: swain_forkbeard

Pity the poor child!


30 posted on 08/05/2010 11:17:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Will must be the harder, courage the bolder, spirit must be the more, as our might lessens.)
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To: swain_forkbeard

Somebody got THAT pregnant????? < shudder>

They’re ALL guilty


31 posted on 08/05/2010 11:25:00 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: Signalman

Exactly what I thought too...


32 posted on 08/05/2010 11:35:23 AM PDT by Mich Patriot
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To: Mich Patriot

Darn, that moderator sure is busy. Quick, now you can post whatever you want on any other thread, the moderator is tied up with this one.


33 posted on 08/05/2010 3:22:15 PM PDT by american_ranger (Never ever use DirecTV)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts.

"This has never happened to me before..."


34 posted on 08/06/2010 1:20:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

All I can think of is the baby. The baby.


35 posted on 08/06/2010 9:20:54 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: TheOldLady

Pray for adoption.


36 posted on 08/06/2010 11:08:19 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes, I’ll pray for her to have wisdom and love for her baby.


37 posted on 08/06/2010 11:37:18 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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