Drunken mom-to-be armed with hammer accused in fast-food robbery attempt (WI)

lacrosse tribune ^ | 8-5-10 | ANNE JUNGEN

[WOBBLY BOB]

A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts. "I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money," the woman reportedly told the cash-ier about 10:40 p.m. at Taco John's, 1211 Jackson St

[WOBBLY BOB]

From soft shell, to locked cell.

check the mug shot at the link. lovely gal. she's hammered with a hammer!

[swain_forkbeard]

Not guilty.

Of bathing.

Guilty on ALL other charges.

[a fool in paradise]

A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts.

She's doping for two.

[Camel Joe]

Apparently Bo ain’t redistributing fast enough for her...

[mplsconservative]

She tried to sell her engagement ring back to K-Mart for $150.00. LOL!

Must be a doozy of a ring.

[a fool in paradise]

And now the taxpayers can pay for her baby’s delivery.

[WOBBLY BOB]

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over Taco Johns
I’d hammer out drug money
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between my dealer and my landlord
All over this land

[a fool in paradise]

Must be a doozy of a ring.

It came with the tub.

[DemforBush]

That poor (as yet unborn) kid. The child is almost surely going to start life faced with all manner of mental and physical difficulties from momma’s partying.

Life can be very cruel, sometimes.

[JoeProBono]

[edpc]

Apparently Bo ain’t redistributing fast enough for her...

He was driving the getaway car......and holding the backup weapon....a sickle.

[mplsconservative]

LOL!

[Responsibility2nd]

“I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money,” the woman reportedly told the cash-ier about 10:40 p.m. at Taco John’s, 1211 Jackson St.

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She tried to sell her engagement ring back to Kmart for $150, then decided against robbing Mr. Stix tavern and the Walgreens store because both were too crowded, reports stated.

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She made the right call by robbing Taco John’s. Them other two places don’t serve soft shells.

[shibumi]

She attempted a felony robbery, but they nailed her.

[nasube]

She’s just as smart as she is beautiful.....

Notice her roommate’s mug shot-I figured she was either “Amish” or in this case “Amish-in-law”-lie down with dogs-wake up with fleas.

[a fool in paradise]

Cameron Diaz sure let herself go!

[WayneS]

Pregnant, drunk and armed with a hammer is no way to go through life...

[WayneS]

VERY nicely done!

[Signalman]

I wonder how drunk the loser, who impregnated this skank, had to have been, to perform “the act”. That’s the real question.

[Beowulf9]

I read this as “Drunken mom, to be armed with a hammer...”

[Signalman]

Why am I not surprised?

[WOBBLY BOB]

[BenLurkin]

Pity the poor child!

[clee1]

Somebody got THAT pregnant????? < shudder>

They’re ALL guilty

[Mich Patriot]

Exactly what I thought too...

[american_ranger]

Darn, that moderator sure is busy. Quick, now you can post whatever you want on any other thread, the moderator is tied up with this one.

[Slings and Arrows]

A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts.

"This has never happened to me before..."

[TheOldLady]

All I can think of is the baby. The baby.

[Slings and Arrows]

Pray for adoption.

[TheOldLady]

Yes, I’ll pray for her to have wisdom and love for her baby.