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Drunken mom-to-be armed with hammer accused in fast-food robbery attempt (WI)
lacrosse tribune ^
| 8-5-10
| ANNE JUNGEN
Posted on 08/05/2010 10:40:35 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts. "I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money," the woman reportedly told the cash-ier about 10:40 p.m. at Taco John's, 1211 Jackson St
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crack; drunk; mom; napl; obamavoter; pregnant; robbery; wi
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From soft shell, to locked cell.
check the mug shot at the link. lovely gal. she's hammered with a hammer!
To: WOBBLY BOB
Not guilty.
Of bathing.
Guilty on ALL other charges.
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:44:05 AM PDT
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts. She's doping for two.
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:44:31 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Apparently Bo ain’t redistributing fast enough for her...
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:44:55 AM PDT
by
Camel Joe
("All animals are created equal, but some animals are more equal than others"- The Pigs)
To: WOBBLY BOB
She tried to sell her engagement ring back to K-Mart for $150.00. LOL!
Must be a doozy of a ring.
To: WOBBLY BOB
And now the taxpayers can pay for her baby’s delivery.
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:45:13 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: swain_forkbeard
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over Taco Johns
I’d hammer out drug money
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between my dealer and my landlord
All over this land
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:46:24 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(drain the swamp! ( then napalm it and pave it over ))
To: mplsconservative; JoeProBono
Must be a doozy of a ring. It came with the tub.
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:46:36 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
That poor (as yet unborn) kid. The child is almost surely going to start life faced with all manner of mental and physical difficulties from momma’s partying.
Life can be very cruel, sometimes.
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:50:24 AM PDT
by
DemforBush
(Serpentine, Shel! SERPENTINE!)
To: a fool in paradise; WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:51:19 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Camel Joe
Apparently Bo aint redistributing fast enough for her... He was driving the getaway car......and holding the backup weapon....a sickle.
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:52:17 AM PDT
by
edpc
(Those Lefties just ain't right)
To: a fool in paradise
To: WOBBLY BOB
“I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money,” the woman reportedly told the cash-ier about 10:40 p.m. at Taco John’s, 1211 Jackson St.
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She tried to sell her engagement ring back to Kmart for $150, then decided against robbing Mr. Stix tavern and the Walgreens store because both were too crowded, reports stated.
______________________
She made the right call by robbing Taco John’s. Them other two places don’t serve soft shells.
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posted on
08/05/2010 10:54:18 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Vendome; Markos33; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
She attempted a felony robbery, but they nailed her.
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posted on
08/05/2010 11:04:59 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo, wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
She’s just as smart as she is beautiful.....
Notice her roommate’s mug shot-I figured she was either “Amish” or in this case “Amish-in-law”-lie down with dogs-wake up with fleas.
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posted on
08/05/2010 11:05:42 AM PDT
by
nasube
(Bazinga!)
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