Maybe you have listened to a bit too much of Kook to Kook AM.
Last week, Richard Hougland, Mr. NASA and the all things scientific, FRAUD, was wringing his hands over some gigantic methane bubble on the gulf floor.
It was going to erupt and wipe out all life in Florida
and the rest of the gulf coast.
Not to worry though, on other programs, they mention that ET is on the way to being disclosed, and will probably save the Earth.
NEW! From the people who (keep) bring(ing) you the fable of Anthropogenic Global Warimng!
It's the NEW, IMPROVED! (lemon scented) METHANE APOCALYPSE!!!
Playing soon in a panicked crowd near you! (check your local paper for show times!)
DON'T MISS IT!
/s, Sheeeeesh!