[Philo1962]

Hard to imagine that so many young people are determined to never ever have sex with anybody but themselves.

Here's an even scarier thought: There may be people in the world who find that stuff HOT!

Each other. They're having sex with each other. Ew.

Now that's an image I'd like to get out of my head.

[Sloth]

Each other. They're having sex with each other. Ew.

I hope they use non-sparking tools or they could set the bedsheets on fire.

[Bryan]

Now that's an image I'd like to get out of my head.

You have four options. If the first one doesn't work, try the second. Work your way down the list, one step at a time.

1. A psychiatrist.
2. An exorcist.
3. A fifth of Jack Daniels and a couple of Benzedrine.
4. A .357 Magnum.