“The peasants are revolting”
“Yea, they stink on ice”
“And don’t call me Shirley”
Surely, you can't be serious!
-PJ
I can't tell you that. It's classified.
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
And of course, the most memorable of all:
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Peter Graves was quoted years later saying that he thought the censors would shut down movie production over that line. Ironically, it was the little girl's line about taking her coffee black that was usually removed in the TV versions.