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Doctor Finds Pea Sprouting in Man's Lung
N.Y. Post ^ | 8/11/10 | N.Y. Post

Posted on 08/11/2010 12:02:59 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan

Ron Sveden had been coughing for months, but doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Finally, one made a startling discovery — a plant was growing in his lungs.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: milliontooneshotdoc; weird
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Hard to believe unless the peas weren't cooked? Stange.
1 posted on 08/11/2010 12:03:02 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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To: Frenchtown Dan

In an unrelated story about a man with peas in his pants ... Bristol Palin’s ex- ...


2 posted on 08/11/2010 12:05:00 PM PDT by jessduntno (I wonder...how will third Manassas turn out?)
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To: Frenchtown Dan

Momma always said never to stick peas up your nose. Now we know why!


3 posted on 08/11/2010 12:06:51 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (My problem with aging is I tend to forget things. Also, I've found that I tend to forget things.)
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To: Frenchtown Dan

Can peas be made into ethanol? Yes? Subsidize him.


4 posted on 08/11/2010 12:07:40 PM PDT by Shermy (Q: Who is John Galt?! A: Alan Greenspan.)
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To: Frenchtown Dan

I can hear my mother now:

“Chew your food, don’t inhale it!”


5 posted on 08/11/2010 12:07:40 PM PDT by lack-of-trust
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To: Frenchtown Dan

Only in Sveden.


6 posted on 08/11/2010 12:08:08 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Even the earth is bipolar.)
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Words you don’t want to hear from your doctor: “Wow, would you look at that!”


7 posted on 08/11/2010 12:09:39 PM PDT by Mr. K (Physically unable to proofreed (<---oops! see?))
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To: Frenchtown Dan

And God formed Adam from the clay of the earth...

You are dust, and to dust shall you return.

Think about it, lungs are like a little basement nursery for seedlings. Warm, moist, oxygen.


8 posted on 08/11/2010 12:09:50 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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And carbon dioxide.


9 posted on 08/11/2010 12:10:12 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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That and ooops!


10 posted on 08/11/2010 12:12:07 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 564 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: Frenchtown Dan

Had to be raw when he inhaled it.


11 posted on 08/11/2010 12:12:37 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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I guess so.

In that case, he should probably stay away from watermellons.


12 posted on 08/11/2010 12:14:01 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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Yeah, as he calls in the entire staff!


13 posted on 08/11/2010 12:15:45 PM PDT by Frenchtown Dan
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To: Frenchtown Dan

That’s nothing. Obama has one for a brain.


14 posted on 08/11/2010 12:17:21 PM PDT by Defiant (Conservatives love the Constitution. Democrats love changing the Constitution.)
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Yeah, but once the seedling has run through its energy during early mitosis, without photosynthesis, it will just die.


15 posted on 08/11/2010 12:19:46 PM PDT by Michael Barnes (Call me when the bullets start flying.)
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To: Shermy

What’s the difference between beer and a pea?

About 20 minutes.

-Benny Hill


16 posted on 08/11/2010 12:21:40 PM PDT by dfwgator
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now if he could just find the receipt from the restaurant My dad said: Never order minnestrone


17 posted on 08/11/2010 12:22:15 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: Frenchtown Dan; Red_Devil 232

LOL, Gardening ping?


18 posted on 08/11/2010 12:22:51 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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Words you don’t want to hear from your doctor: “Wow, would you look at that!”

Or, "Oops!".

Actually, Dr. Dean Edell, a radio sawbones, once related a story from his early days. He said that doctors are taught to not say, "oops" when they make a mistake because it alarms the patient. He was taught to say, "that's it", instead when he makes a mistake.

19 posted on 08/11/2010 12:28:26 PM PDT by Ol' Dan Tucker (People should not be afraid of the government. Governement should be afraid of the people)
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To: Frenchtown Dan

similar story - i was coughing for months - no diagnosis - finally hacked up my wifes blonde hair - covered in phlegm


20 posted on 08/11/2010 1:00:23 PM PDT by Revelation 911 (How many 100's of 1000's of our servicemen died so we would never bow to a king?" -freeper pnh102)
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