[La Lydia]

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

[GSWarrior]

Canned or wrapped?

[COBOL2Java]

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

I had no idea Maxine Waters shopped at Safeway...

[hoe_cake]

“I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.”

And when it slid out and hit the floor, she put her hands on her hips and shouted, “Who threw that ham at me?”

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Every time my dad saw a pregnant woman he said to us that she was shoplifting hams.

[Arrowhead1952]

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

Will

not

comment.

Old joke about that.

[a fool in paradise]

It’s called “boosting” and Divine did this as well (with a steak) in “Pink Flamingos”.

[Salamander]

Obscure “The Stand” reference:

“How’s Your Pork?”

[Andonius_99]

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

Uh... was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.