John Lennon's toilet to be auctioned with Beatles memorabilia

Telegraph UK ^ | 23 Aug 2010 | no byline

[caver]

Yoko’s singing belongs in the toilet.

[albie]

“But ping me when Elvis’s toliet (the one he died on) becomes available”.

...never used. Clean as a whistle!

[beethovenfan]

I wouldn’t give two turds for that.

[J40000]

“All You Need is Crap”

[aeonspromise]

singing something in the way she moves followed by the Long and winding road..

[Zeppelin]

John’s john?

[JaguarXKE]

I Want to Hold Your Hand (but only after you wash it).

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Lucy in the loo with t.p......

[KevinB]

LOL!

Did you wait to do that at post 9 or was it just a coincidence?

[a fool in paradise]

...Also from Tittenhurst Park comes a small harmonica that belonged to Lennon's son, Julian. Again it was given to Mr Hancock by the musician who asked him to take it home as ''Julian was driving him mad with it''. Lennon told Mr Hancock he would tell Julian it was lost.

"ROSEBUD!"

[AngelesCrestHighway]

My bowels went boom when I crossed that room.....

[KevinB]

Again it was given to Mr Hancock by the musician who asked him to take it home as ''Julian was driving him mad with it''. Lennon told Mr Hancock he would tell Julian it was lost.

Just another example of Lennon being a prick. Steal the harmonica from a kid who probably simply wanted to be like or impress his father and then lie to the poor kid. He really had a lot of people fooled with that peace and love crap.

[Dacus943]

Throw in the Oval Office sink that Bill Clinton “used” and you’d have one fine auction!

[a fool in paradise]

“I saw her crapping there......”

It's Yoko AND John's toilet, if that means anything to the buyer.

[Bigg Red]

My mother taught me not to speak ill of the dead, but I must say that the words “toilet” and “John and Yoko” just seem to go together.

[Dr. Sivana]

I’m interested ... it probably has more than 3 gallons per flush.

[lone star annie]

“We can work it out”

[a fool in paradise]

“HELP! Help me if you can...”

[patriot08]

LOL good one.

[bobby.223]

good one! best funny on this thread so far!