LISTER: Rimmer, I'm bored!
RIMMER: Bored?! This is essential routine maintenance! It's absolutely vital for the well-being of this crew, this mission, and this ship. (Reading his clipboard) "Dispenser 172: chicken soup nozzle clogged."
He puts down his clipboard.
RIMMER: Pass me a 14B, Lister.
LISTER hands him a small, white pipe cleaner.
RIMMER: Lister, is this a 14B? Does it look even *remotely* like a 14B?
He reaches into the parts trolley and pulls out another white pipe cleaner, indistinguishable from the first.
RIMMER: *This* is a 14B, Lister. This (indicating the original) is a 14F. Are you blind?!
LISTER: Who cares?
RIMMER: *I* care, Lister!
RIMMER looks at them both, realizes he can't tell the difference either, and quickly puts the one he chose back in the trolley.
Oh yeah? Well, if Lister had duct tape, he’d be in Fiji with Kochanski, Cat and Kryten!
Duct tape is great! It’s really, really great!