I would argue that any pizza you can get in that manner sucks big time.
But that’s one of the beauties of this Perfect Food. Even a bad pizza (even that cardboard crap called “Totino’s” in the freezer section of a grocery store) will still be eaten. By comparison, Pizza Hut is a serious step up, and Pagliacci’s (a local chain in Seattle, seriously GOOD New York Style pizza) is definitely fine eating.
Even so, pizza is like hamburgers, or popcorn. Even bad pizza is still edible and will be eaten!
And I’m pretty sure that the Totino’s pizza would rot slower than your cantaloupe...:)