Don't you wish that I was one. If FR took a poll on the eligibility issue, you would find yourself in a very small minority.
Take a poll of Freepers. Ask these questions:
Do you, like Red Steel, want to change the Constitution so that any Democrat Federal Judge can remove any Republican President from Office at any time they want to?
Do you, like Red Steel, want to change the Constitution so that the various branches of the military can remove any Republican President from Office at any time they want to?
Do you, like Red Steel, believe that Birtherism is a failure in court because all three branches of the Federal Government, and all the millions of lawyers in the Country, except Orly, Berg and Kreep, are part of a giant conspiracy?
Do you, like Red Steel, believe that the fact that so many of the Freepers who belittle Birtherism have been Freepers far longer than he has is more proof, not that Birtherism loses on its (lack of) merits, but of a giant conspiracy?
Do you, like Red Steel, believe that Freepers without small children in the house should go to the extra expense of using lead foil, not aluminum foil, to keep out the mind control rays?
Let me know how that turns out.