[Ditter]

There must be some reason your doc tells you to be on a special diet for 5 day prior. I just had my 3rd colonoscopy and it was the same all 3 times. Clear liquid diet for one day, 2 pills at noon and drink that nasty halflytle starting at 6pm. Countless trips to the little house behind the house. Colonoscopy the next morning.

Doc said I am a perfect a...hole........ OH no, he said I HAVE a perfect a,,, hole. :0) snort*

[Global2010]

LOL He called me a perfect A Hole last time too.

Which in this venue is a good thing.

A contract worker we use just had it done with the same specialist I use and jokingly I ask her if sharing the hose considered the same as sharing the same man.

[brytlea]

LOL!!!

[Global2010]

Your right there are reasons for the extreme 5day prior what I can/can’t eat.

Last time Doc came up to me prior (knowing I would OD the list of rules as I did and ate only from the ok list) and said “I bet you are really sick to your stomach right now”

“Yeah I AM, how did you...” in my duh/naive or I get it tone..

He just laughed and patted my shoulder.

Oh! Hah he ordered me to eat off the stuff I normally can’t tolerate in life list. He KNEW I would be bent over and sick as a dog. Double duh.

Not this time! Lessons learned.