You sly one. You want the DUmmies to latch onto your thread title and do a reverse FUnnies.
That is one big reason why I didn't want to post this thread. But the next thought was that heart attack. So better to be mocked by DUmmies (or Freepers) than suffer a heart attack or worse. Hell, if I saw a thread posted by someone else with this title, I would be ragging on the poster myself.
On the positive side I wasn't asked to post something like "I Communicated With God Via a Grilled Cheese Sandwich."