Sidewalk Meeting”
Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, “Pardon me!”
“That’s quite all right,” the woman replied. “You look just like my fourth husband.”
“Wow!” he said. “How many times have you been married?”
She winked at him and said, “Three.”
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What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink?
A pink carnation.
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Marital Faithfulness
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” she asks.
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere and I’m tired of looking for her!”
Amen Dubya!!! AMEN!!!
May Our Heavenly Father watch over our Troops!