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My picks for week 4 as I head out the door:

San Fran morns as they go "Oh crap and four!" at Atlanta

Speaking of "Oh crap and four!" The Ocho Bros will chuckle when they hear it shouted as they beat the Brown Stains

Them Jersey Jets will continue on a roll, wining at Buffalo

The Seahags will move to 3-1 over the Rams

The Old Earlers will win over Denver

The Lions will eat crow covered with tons of cheese as they drop one in big's beloved Green Bay

Mudderland's Dirty Byrds (big's guilty pleasure real favorite team) will fail to stop the Stoolers' win streak

The Ain'ts will bounce back with a thumping of Carolina

Manning Heavy will ride roughshod over the Jags

Allegra's Texicans will smack the Raiders down hard

Iggle fans will only get their one chance to boo McStab-in-the-back as his Deadskins will rally to make Vick wish he was back in dog fighting

The Bolts will welcome Arid Zona and beat them like a rug

Da Bears travel to Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Field 2 and give the Jersey Jints more grief

The Pattycakes keep a smile on big's face as they got to Miami for a Phin feast

Hey, Bendy, don't forget to say "Bye... bye!"

Okay, Bill, my Old Dallas Texans and my 'Boys will not lose this weekend... but the Viqueens and Have a Tampa Bays will all get DUI tickets after practice

Wondering how I put this: Do I say, "Goodbye, God, I'm going to Colorado." Or is it "Good! By God, I'm going to Colorado!"

See all y'all... when I get back from Colorado next week!

The New Yawk Jests will fly by the Buffalo Bill Patsies
The Cincinnati Bungles will make Clowns out of Cleveland
The Baltimordor Cave-ins will stomp on the Pittsburger Stoolers
The Tennessee Tight-hens will muscle up on the Denver Mules
The Green Bay Packers will slice and dice the De-Troit Kittens
The San Francisco 69ers will sneek by the Atlanta Dirty Birds
The Nawlins Caint’s will spear the Care-lina Punters
The St. Louis Lambs will surprise the Seattle Sea Hags
The Indianapolis Phillies will sprint by the Jacksonville Jagwursts
Allegra’s Houston Texians will come back to life against the Oakland Traitors
The Philadelphia Beagles will make those godless Warschington Deadskins squeal
The San Diego Chardedburgers will bring down the Aridzone Buzzards
The Chi-cargo Bearlies will pick apart the New Yawk Manning LItes
The New England Patriots will filet the Miami Guppies

and finally, Bender's Cowpokes will avoid embarrassing themselves this week...

Let's go to the scoreboard:

The New Yawk Jests will fly by the Buffalo Bill Patsies 1-0
The Cincinnati Bungles will make Clowns out of Cleveland 1-1
The Baltimordor Cave-ins will stomp on the Pittsburger Stoolers 2-1
The Tennessee Tight-hens will muscle up on the Denver Mules 2-2
The Green Bay Packers will slice and dice the De-Troit Kittens 3-2 (gulp)
The San Francisco 69ers will sneek by the Atlanta Dirty Birds 3-3
The Nawlins Caint’s will spear the Care-lina Punters 4-3
The St. Louis Lambs will surprise the Seattle Sea Hags 5-3
The Indianapolis Phillies will sprint by the Jacksonville Jagwursts 5-4
Allegra’s Houston Texians will come back to life against the Oakland Traitors 6-4
The Philadelphia Beagles will make those godless Warschington Deadskins squeal 6-5
The San Diego Chardedburgers will bring down the Aridzone Buzzards 7-5
The Chi-cargo Bearlies will pick apart the New Yawk Manning LItes 7-6
The New England Patriots will filet the Miami Guppies 8-6

Not your best showing Big...