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1 posted on 10/04/2010 4:43:40 PM PDT by Shermy
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Florida news alert


2 posted on 10/04/2010 4:44:46 PM PDT by Shermy
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Food fight!


3 posted on 10/04/2010 4:46:00 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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What a couple of monkeys.


4 posted on 10/04/2010 4:46:05 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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As a native born Floridian .. I feel that it is my duty to correct you.

It is ... FLOOR-”E”-DUH! 8)


6 posted on 10/04/2010 4:52:00 PM PDT by plinyelder ("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
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It's a good thing they weren't using zucchinis. A woman in Montana took down a bear with one.

-PJ

7 posted on 10/04/2010 4:54:38 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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(Floriduh)


8 posted on 10/04/2010 4:55:51 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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9 posted on 10/04/2010 4:57:53 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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Riley, 49, then "armed herself with a banana," ripped the fruit into two pieces and jammed them into Langel's ears, an arrest report shows.

Cop: "Hey, you got bananas in your ears."

Langel: "What? I can't hear you I got bananas in my ears."

ba-dum ching!

11 posted on 10/04/2010 5:02:11 PM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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coconuts make better weapons.


12 posted on 10/04/2010 5:02:36 PM PDT by Drango (NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
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BAN ASSAULT BANANAS!


14 posted on 10/04/2010 5:39:30 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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LIMIT TO ONE BANANA PER MONTH!


16 posted on 10/04/2010 5:45:56 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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How do they know it was domestic abuse? They could have just been getting in the mood...for other things.
Hasn’t your wife ever been hit you with a banana to get you in the mood?


18 posted on 10/04/2010 7:26:49 PM PDT by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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19 posted on 10/04/2010 7:32:27 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Shermy; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; null and void; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim; ...
Keane E. Langel and his girlfriend, Brenda M. Riley, were arguing at their home at 301 N Belcher Road, No. 901, just after midnight when Langel started spitting bananas on Riley and throwing doughnuts at her.


21 posted on 10/04/2010 7:44:56 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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Just when I begin to think the human race is a bunch of brainless morons, something like this comes along and proves it.


23 posted on 10/04/2010 7:49:47 PM PDT by sadponies
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Somehow I think the Fox news alert "Bonnnng"sound should accompany the thread title.
24 posted on 10/04/2010 7:52:19 PM PDT by The Cajun
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Banana Rama could not be reached for comment...


25 posted on 10/04/2010 7:53:16 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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I find it hard to imagine that alcohol was not somehow involved here....just sayin’


28 posted on 10/04/2010 8:33:45 PM PDT by mo
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According to Largo police, Keane E. Langel and his girlfriend, Brenda M. Riley, were arguing at their home at 301 N Belcher Road, No. 901, just after midnight when Langel started spitting bananas on Riley and throwing doughnuts at her.

Riley, 49, then “armed herself with a banana,” ripped the fruit into two pieces and jammed them into Langel’s ears, an arrest report shows.


35 posted on 10/05/2010 4:38:47 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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Where did she assault him with the donut?

And on a sidebar, I must protest the snaaahby yankee’s depiction of the good people of Florida. If there are any minorities in the area you describe, you owe them an abject appy pology.

The Florida I know, Ft. Lauderdale, they only throw bagels and shove knishes in their ears.


43 posted on 10/05/2010 11:52:11 AM PDT by swarthyguy (KIDS! Deficit, Debt,Taxes!Pfft Lookit the bright side of our legacy -Ummrika is almost SmokFrei!)
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