Yeah, but there isn’t a warning label on the laptops with a lap and a red circle slash over it - how are we suppose to know laptops get hot?/huge sarc.
Those EVIL(!) corporate laptop makers never told us any of this :( Even if they did, we would ignore the warning anyway, and sue nonetheless ... or else commission a government 'study' about 'mottled knees' ...
Now then .. where is my overly hot McDonalds coffee cup ???
/sarc off
Actually, my new laptop does have a warning label to tell you not to roast yourself!