[lmr]

I would hate to be you. Seriously. You're pathetic!

Perhaps you would feel better if I told you tragedies occur all the time that go unreported. Every day, in fact. Many of them preventable. People die. People get rescued. Yeah, it's always better when it's the latter, but we need to keep our perspective with things.

[Chunga]

Listen up, pathetic boy:

Dozens of people trapped a half mile below the surface of the earth for weeks is news. Their rescue is news. Their reunions with their children are news.

For you not to understand that this is a huge news story shows a warped perspective. You're the one out-of-phase with human compassion and interest. That you didn't care whether these men lived or died is your own personal tragedy. It would suck to be you. Got it?