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To: lysie; Jemian
All Fixed up in Iran

News item: Iran acknowledges espionage at nuclear facilities

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101009/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_nuclear

It seems that Iran has had to acknowledge the existence of Gays in their Islamic Republic.

Sure you remember when Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad just a bit more than 3 years ago while at a speaking engagement in New York's Columbia University and he said that there were no homosexuals in his country.

Right?

Well, none that he knew about anyhow. That because at least 200 executions of convicted Gays cleaned up the mess. Yup all 200 Gays in Iran were now gone on to the Islamic meeting place where nobody gets 70 virgins because of their iniquities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_3RUwAJ_MI

Well they're all gone now since they just yesterday admitted that there were Gays in Iran.

Huh?

Oh wait, I'm sorry I got that wrong.

There are no Gays, there are now no Spies in Iran. All of the American hikers who stumbled over the Iranian Border from Iraq are safely incarcerated or have been released to the Imperialist American Entity that they will take care of as soon as they wipe out all the Jews in a Holocaust action that never before took place in the world.

Those lying Jews who control the Media everywhere except in peace loving Iran which sent thousands of children to death as cannon fodder against that other peace loving formerly alive tyrant down the street who ran a nation that worshiped Allah the wrong way.

Boy was that war a winner for the USA. It was like watching Eli playing against Peyton. Everybody roots for injuries.

“Be warned America, after we wipe Israel off of the face of the word we're coming after you with our peaceful nuclear energy peace program that means you no harm as long as we do not have it on line yet.”

So now comes the espionage part.

About a million years ago Sun Tzu wrote in “The Art of War” that “the value of spies cannot be underestimated.”

Ha, we sent Iran worms. That is just freaking great. Our software beat there hardware.

Cool, but the jig is up. It is over because while there are no Gays in Iran there are also no Spies either. All cleaned up.

I'm sorry but this stuff cracks me up. You gotta read the article.

Where is Baghdad Bob?

“There are no Americans anywhere near Iraq, and Baghdad is completely safe. Come to the Market tomorrow. Big sale on statue breaking tools and Burkas for your loved ones.”

328 posted on 10/28/2010 5:59:11 PM PDT by Radix ("..Democrats are holding a meeting today to decide whether to overturn the results of the election.")
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To: Radix

Thank you. I am not at all familiar with the books and characters and tv shows which you referenced in your previous post. Big sigh. I’m just weird and not associated much with main stream America. sorry.

Then, I kept getting interrupted while I was reading through your second post. I think the count was three when I gave up counting interruptions. So, I think I understood you to say that the male hikers are still in Iran. I was on the verge of celebrating their release and then I decided you didn’t say that.

I do not agree with the choice of being homosexual. Not at all. It is a perversion damned by God. But Iran is wrong for condemning them to death. They worship Satan so what can I expect?

I fully expect God to divinely intervene.


329 posted on 10/28/2010 7:05:42 PM PDT by Jemian (24 - 17)
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