Spanish Hookers Forced To Wear Reflective Safety Vests

Jalopnik ^ | 10/26/10 | Matt Hardigree

[Kenton]

Hmmm... I wonder if they make those vests in clingy latex...

[Plutarch]

Yet another advantage to the University of Tennessee!

[freedomlover]

So you don’t hit it before you . . . hit it!

[PalmettoMason]

Wait, that one on the right...(Spain) isn’t that...?

No way.

Her butt is too small, and she is way, way to well dressed.

[al baby]

Put mattresses on their back they could yell curb service

[Cheburashka]

Now Pres. Clinton doesn’t have to worry about making an embarrassing mistake when he visits.

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Nonsense. Now he can't tell his dream date from a construction worker.

[RegulatorCountry]

Maybe they should wear helmets and kneepads, too.

[RatRipper]

I think I’ll invent the new “push up” safety vest and market it in Spain.

[Cheburashka]

Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

[TexasPatriot1]

So, we could ask them to hold the rod while we shoot it?
Office surveyor here.

[wyokostur]

[wyokostur]

[Persevero]

Yeah, safety first.

[chuckee]

If they’re glowin, they’re ‘hoin.

[R. Scott]

Depends on what they’ve been eating.

[mt tom]

now that picture would bring a comment from my dad looks like two pigs screwing in a guuny sack

[is_is]

makes ‘em easy to find!!

[mowowie]

It’s for their own good.

jeeeez.......

[Kimmers]

So does this mean there will be a bunch of ho’s standing around watching that one ho doing all the work?

[NormsRevenge]

Safety First!