[Yossarian]

I understand an easy way to deflect it - if found early enough - is to paint the asteroid white on one side. Then let photon ballistics do the rest....

[The Theophilus]

I understand an easy way to deflect it - if found early enough - is to paint the asteroid white on one side. Then let photon ballistics do the rest....

But could we get Ben Laughtrack and Bruce Willis to field a team of redneck housepainters to go up there and save the world?