Posted on 11/01/2010 9:29:05 AM PDT by raccoonradio
REVERE, Mass. -- A man walked into a Revere convenience store Thursday night, stripped naked, and then poured milk all over himself, according to investigators.
The store owner said he's never seen anything like it.
“It's very scary. Very scary. Especially, I did not witness or heard anything like this for a long time,” said Shaheedul Islam, the store owner.
The store owner said he doesn't plan to file charges.
Police said the intruder was having a bad reaction to his medication. He was taken to a hospital for a mental evaluation.
Also note store owner's name...
"Beware, beware, beware of the naked man. Won't somebody help the naked man?"--Randy Newman
What did his doctor prescribe him? Acid?
bawaney fwank having a breakdown before the dems lose control of the house...??
“It does a body good!”
Another Democrat voter expressing his political views.
Simply a case of self immoolation.
Charlie Sheen still having allegic reactions?
Cereal killer?
Doesn’t this belong in breaking news? [/s]
Was milk the problem?
Revere instead of Everett?
“The store owner said he doesn’t plan to file charges.
I wouldn’t want to be labeled lactose intolerant either.”
That has to be the FR pun of the day. Oh, and the PC Speak slap of the day, too.
Thanks for the smile.
(song written by Randy Newman, done here by Grass Roots)
“Beware beware beware of the naked man”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NTZtjPpgU0
+1
I was really hoping this wasn’t going to get out. I had no idea that LSD, cocaine, mushrooms, Ecstasy and alcohol was some kind of bad combination.
Naw, this was in Revere, not in his district :)
I found out recently that Randy Newman was the “Singing Bush” on “The Three Amigos.”
“She’ll be comin’ round the mountain ...”
“Are you the Singing Bush?”
REVERE, Mass?
Another report stated he was shouting, with an accent, “The British are coming, the British are coming!!”
As they said in Airplane!, looks like I picked a bad week to quit amphetamines
Doesn’t everyone do this?
Ya THINK???
*ding* CUC-KOO!*ding* CUC-KOO!*ding* CUC-KOO!*ding* CUC-KOO!*ding* CUC-KOO!
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