Muffin exchange leads to assault, arrest

San Antonio Express News ^ | 11/02/2010 | By Guillermo X. Garcia - Express-News

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An angry dispute that ended with a local man being charged with a felony aggravated assault began when he and the woman he was with threw a muffin at each other, San Antonio police said.

Vicente Cerna, 27, was ordered jailed on $50,000 bail Tuesday after an incident at the woman's apartment in the 3500 block of South Gevers.

The woman initially let Cerna, who was intoxicated and verbally abusive, into her apartment so he could sleep on her couch Monday night, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

Tuesday, an argument began when he would not leave, the woman told police, and it escalated when he threw a muffin, which struck her in the head.

She threw it back at him, triggering what a police report termed “a physical fight.”

Before leaving, Cerna pulled a handgun and threatened to shoot her in the leg, which led to the filing of the felony charge. The woman was otherwise uninjured.

[Responsibility2nd]

I like muffins.

[Responsibility2nd]

Assault with a deadly muffin - ping.

[EQAndyBuzz]

I experimented with muffins in college.

[Responsibility2nd]

Before leaving, Cerna pulled a handgun and threatened to shoot her in the leg...

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Thank God he didn’t threaten to shoot her in the muffin.

(Someone stop me here. Please)

[a fool in paradise]

Put out an APB for the Muffin Man.

[OneWingedShark]

WTF?
It was a muffin!

[trisham]

He brought a handgun to a muffin fight and yet there was no happy ending to this story. That’s wrong.

[Logic n' Reason]

I only eat the muffin tops...so does my girlfriend. Instant battle!!

Now...what do we do with the stumps??

[rockrr]

What’s even worse is that all now that’s left is....

“Never bring a muffin to a gunfight”...;-)

[Logic n' Reason]

I ate muffins, but I never inhaled!!

[allmendream]

“Do you know the muffin man?”

“The muffin man?”

“The muffin man.”

“The one who lives on Drury lane?”

“That’s him!”

[djf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm7uJ74XFI

[dfwgator]

“Not the buttons, not my gumdrop buttons.”

[Jonah Hex]

At least it wasn't dwarf bread.

"Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close. The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term."

- T. Pratchett

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Don't throw me, bro!

[WOBBLY BOB]

“you ain’t seen nothin’ till you’re down on a muffin
then you’re sure to be a-changin’ your ways”
-Aerosmith

[a fool in paradise]

Give them to the homeless.

[buccaneer81]

[JoeProBono]

[Logic n' Reason]

Give them to the homeless.

It's been tried!