Road Rage: Yogurt vs. Handgun

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Road-Rage-Yogurt-vs-Handgun-106917938.html?dr ^ | November 9 2010 | KELVIN ROBINSON

[Wile E Coyote Genius]

Virginia State Police are investigating a case of road rage involving two drivers -- one armed with a gun and one with armed with a carton of yogurt.

A Toyota Rav4 cut off a Lexus on Interstate 95 in Quantico Friday afternoon, said police spokesman Sgt. F.L. Tyler. After that, the driver of the Lexus started to tailgate the Toyota, and the Toyota driver responded by tapping on his brakes.

At some point, the driver of the Lexus pulled up and threw a container of yogurt at the Toyota. That’s when the driver of the Toyota displayed a small caliber handgun.

Both drivers dialed #77 to report each other and stayed on the line with the dispatcher, who directed them to exit the highway in Massaponoax, Tyler said.

[Hammerhead]

Throwing anything out of a car at another moving vehicle is against the law in VA. And yes, I believe its a felony.

[OneWingedShark]

Well, considering that “possession of a lobster” could be a felony, I think the word ‘felony’ is perfectly primed to lose all [real] meaning.

[deoetdoctrinae]

Were ya chasing this one?

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[Who is John Galt?]

Any chance you're a fellow graduate of the Wile E Coyote School of Gunsmithin' (WECSOG)? Actually, I guess you're more likely to be the owner - in which case, thanks for the education!

;>)

[smokingfrog]

Let your adversary get slightly ahead of you...

Then execute the PIT Maneuver.