>>Not too many witnesses 35 miles out at sea, off the California coast.<<
Actually, yes there are. I’ve flown through that area. You’d be surprised how many large commercial and pleasure boats are owned and used by Californians.
Fun website that I found earlier this year:
There are currently 103 ships in the area.
Of course you have. There, there now. I say, here there... now then...
Next, you'll be asking us to believe that you can fly...
... no, wait! You already did that! Tell us, when you fly (snickering...) do you leave a con-trail?
BWWAAAAHHH-haaa-ha-HAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!
8^D