So not only did Jefferson own and oppress black slaves to his eternal disgrace, he was OWNING AND OPPRESSING GROUND SLOTHS AS WELL! That bastard! How can we honor someone who owned and oppressed ground sloths?
An untold dark chapter of Jefferson's stroy--his oppression of ground sloths. Of course what may have caused the little guy to flee to Colorado was hearing preachers preach against sloth.