I remember those days as well, and you are absolutely right, they ARE the easiest!
I would like to add Political Science majors...the reason why they’re uptight is because guys are turned off by their non-stop political rants and they couldnt get a BF.
One time, I just had it with this Dem hot date and her anti-Bush nonsense and told her on the spot to “take your clothes off”, and she did.